THE GRUESOME TRUTH

Check this out

This is the world wide web - meaning that I am really not required to hose anybody with a long tedious list of people I have met, observed, fantasized about, seen on television, worked with, worked for, or slept with.
I won't annoy you with tales of which U.S. Senator recommended me as possessing "the finest morals and character" (Teddy Kennedy)
I won't bore you with a sleep inducing recitation of my advanced degrees from Ivy League Colleges (Southern Illinois State - drop out).
I won't catalog the extensive listings of interns with which I was generously provided by ex president Clinton, (Thanks a million, Bill :>)
I won't infuriate you with a lengthy list of my off-duty accomplishments (climbing Mount Everest barefoot, running a 3 minute-mile, curing the common cold, discovering the antidote to stupidity, starting my own religion.) Does anybody really care about, or want to substantiate, the outrageous, blatantly bogus, & completely unverifiable fairy tales that people routinely put up on these sorts of web pages? You listen to my music - if you like it - cool. If you think it sucks, well, sorry Ð you may want to check out the fine original recording of Tiny Tim performing "Tiptoe Through the Tulips."

Steve Hopkins has worked as a producer/drummer/keyboardist/dj on various recordings by such notable famous & infamous people who you have surely heard of.
Steve has toured as a musician and/or musical director with various such notable famous & infamous performers of the stage and screen - surely you are aware of these people?
Steve has also composed/produced the music to various radio/television commercials for high-profile consumer products, many of which you must surely possess or at least have access to in your daily routine.
Steve has been duly noted by the paparazzi and the tabloid press as having dated and/or been caught in flagrante-delicto with various notable famous & infamous supermodels, actresses and starlets of the stage, printed page, and screen.
Steve has been observed shopping at the Pavilions market, Beverly Hills CA., adjacent.

Steve endorses Prada, Armani, Rolex, and Lamborghini

Steve winters in South Beach and summers in North Beach.

Steve says, "This is what we call a resume."