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Email is the best and most reliable method of communication with me.
Email also ensures the highest degree of probability that I will respond in a polite, civil, and timely fashion.
Phone messages can be erased, disregarded, avoided, mocked, ridiculed and forgotten.
In extreme cases your voice message may be imported into a digital audio work station, chopped up, edited, doctored, manipulated, filtered, distorted, recombined, and posted up on the website in the comedy forum.
Then of course there is the venerable U.S. Postal service.
Hmmmmm...
disembodied voice mail: 323-953-9870
old school mail:
P.O. box 93462 Los Angeles, CA. 90093 U.S.A.