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SORRY WE DON'T GIVE...

Extortionate hourly recording studio time charges are an accepted luxury for the gluttonous, dissipated, lugubrious, antediluvian rock-star hedonist remnant of a simpler, more base era.

If you are a stereotypically egotistical multi-million selling recording artist with a rotating, do-nothing entourage of 100 personal assistants/drug procurers, interested solely in pursuing a depraved lifestyle of pointless debauchery, then chances are Studio HH is not for you.

This type of stupidity was barely amusing in 1975 - Times change.

Likewise if you are looking for the politically correct, obsequious, ass-kissing, boot-licking yes-men to run along and fetch things, make coffee, answer the telephone, laugh at your jokes, and tell you how wonderful you are, then, again, you get no love here.

If you are a lazy, uninspired, lackadaisical, talent-challenged, unimaginative, drunken and drug-addled troll looking for some studio wizards to make you seem really hip, with-it, & talented, really, do us a favor and remain safely in bed watching the "Home Shopping Network."

Sorry, but we just don't care.

If you want to make music, create, improvise, freestyle, innovate, experiment, go off the grid and get random, make equipment groan and scream for mercy, torment and thrash digital circuitry beyond the boundaries of reason, distort reality, abuse & void the warranties on expensive gear, throw it all into the time machine and see which epoch emerges, then you just may want to come down to Studio HH and kick it with us sometime.

Cacaphony is encouraged.